I can't even...
Daddy! Fix iiiiiiit!
Seriously, I can't even guess how they get these slinkies in this kind of state in the first place. I might stand a better chance of unravelling it if I knew how it was created.
I'm not going to be "that guy". The one that has kids then cannot stop talking about how everyone should totally have kids even though they'll never be as awesome as his kids. That guy's kind of annoying. But I also want to write a lot of this stuff down before I forget about it, it's not always going to be like this and I want to remember it. Maybe you'll enjoy reading about it too.
Daddy! Fix iiiiiiit!
Black magic. Give up. Buy a new one. You will be God in their eyes.
ReplyDeleteI managed to sort it out again, though I did consider just quietly disposing of it and telling them I'd fixed it later when I had a replacement ready. I worry, though, that their ability to twist these into impossible shapes may exceed my ability to go to the dollar store.
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